THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE I SCREAMED AND THREW MY CONTROLLER AND WAS SHAKING. ALMOST LIKE THE FUCKIN GLICKERS IN RE2.
Oh my God.
Oh
my
GOD.
I forever hate lickers. I never played RE2 but they’re in RE5 and OMG I HATE ‘EM SO MUUUUUCH. /sobsThere used to be an audio tape - I say “used to” but I’m pretty sure my brother still has it somewhere - of my friends watching while I played Resident Evil 2, and this is pretty much exactly how one scene played out:
Me: Shit it’s silent.
Friend: Just grab the key and go then!
Me: BUT IT’S A ONE WAY MIRROR SOMETHING’S GOING TO HAPPEN!
*runs over, grabs key from shelf across room*
Me: …well that wasn’t so…
*Licker busts through mirror; cue about 4 teen girls screaming and booming shotgun blasts because I’m shooting the shit out of it. Finally the Licker roars and dies*
Me: *shoots it again* DIE BITCH!
Friend: …Steff, I think it’s dead.
Me: …. *shoots it one more time* There. NOW it’s dead.
OKAY.
I LAUGHED SO HARD.
I’M SORRY.
That’s okay though. I remember my first encounter in RE5.
“Um…wh-what made those big scratch marks and—
oh. He’s all chopped up.
*pulls lever,sees something move*
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. Wh-Was that a Reaper? Was that what—
*breaks glass and proceeds past all the cages*
…Hello,puppy. Goat.
*licker busts through glass*
*SCREAMS* NO. WHAT ARE YOU. NO. *shoots bejesus out of it ‘til if falls on its back.*
Okay are you— *gets back up* NO. I QUIT. GET AWAY. *another comes through* SHEVAAAAAA.”
The rest is explanatory.
